1. officialschool:

    me as a detective

    (Source: thepugman360, via that-is-illegal)

  2. digg:

    Now this is the future of fashion.

    (via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

  3. grcssest:

    this is honestly still the funniest thing i have ever seen

    (Source: Mashable, via liguoriliscious)

  4. unclefather:


    (Source: maryjblige, via liguoriliscious)

  5. 666clit:

    so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him 

    (via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

  6. edorazzi:

    well it’s about time fred got some character development

    (via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

  7. sadfrick:


    finished this guy today

    so fuckin good

    (via smokingdaisie)


  8. xfaults:


    there’s a website called avoidhumans.com that can let you look up local public places that aren’t crowded.

    just reposting for any of my followers who haven’t seen this! i love you all

    (via panic-at-the-dildos)

  9. mousathe14:




    Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both Presidents were shot in the head.

    Now it gets really weird.

    Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
    Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

    Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

    Both assassins were known by their three names.
    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

    Now hang on to your seat.

    Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
    Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

    And here’s the “kicker”:

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

    Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
    I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.


    They do say those who don’t learn from their past are doomed to repeat it

    No, I think this proves that the universe is quite literally lazy.

    (Source: e-vaporate, via the-whisperer-inside-me)