1. croatoancore:

    me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life

    like crying over character development

    (via nightskyonkrikkit)


  2. jaaaaaaawn:


    be there or 


    That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

    (via empresspinto)


  5. thetowndrugdealer:

    "you look tired, are you???" 
    "no, im just ugly"

    (via smokingdaisie)


    1. parents: you need to go out more
    2. parents: you need to exercise more
    3. parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
    4. parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
    5. parents: why are you getting angry
  6. weirdtrip:

    he looks so pleased

    "oh look. look at this apple. it me"

    (Source: tkr, via mychemicallester)


  7. barebackinq:

    When you tell a joke and make the whole class laugh


    (via pizza)


  8. coffeeandcastiel:


    man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

    write a book

    (via empresspinto)

  9. ashrussell:


    literally my favorite thing about the ENTIRE MOVIE is thinking about this. bc. okay. there are three avengers who could easily ascend stark tower and reach tony’s apartment and three who’d have to ride along. so did hulk grab steve and tony grab clint and thor grab natasha and all just fly up there with varying degrees of grace? or did they, as a group, walk into the lobby of stark tower and push the elevator button and wait for it to open? did hulk fit? did they shuffle around because they set off the weight alarm? and like, tony and steve go up? and clint and thor? and natasha waits with hulk last because she’s starting to feel real warm toward him? or did they all go up together? silent and exhausted? hulk nodding his head to the muzak?


    (Source: finching, via alexandragracewinchester)